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Eat A Jar Of Dicks 2 lbs.

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Description
Eat a Jar of Dicks is 2 lbs. of delicious tart dick-shaped candies in a plastic jar. This rainbow of fruit-flavored candy makes a great gift for ex-husbands, bosses, coworkers, family members, and neighbors. Nowadays there are assholes everywhere, so make sure to keep a jar handy in your car, desk, or purse! You never know when you will need it.
Materials & care

Body-safe, medical-grade silicone. Rinse with warm water and a toy-safe cleaner before and after use. Store separately in the pouch provided.

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Ships in plain, unbranded packaging with discreet billing — always. Orders placed before 3pm ET ship the same business day.

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