Games and Novelties · Party & Seasonal
Happy Fucking Birthday Tall Party Straws 8-Pack
$6.60MSRP $7.80Save 15% · $1.20
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Description
The Happy Fucking Birthday line of partywares is approved by sassy grandparents and anyone that enjoys a good laugh on their special day! This line of hilarious party products has been regarded by media outlets worldwide as the "Official line of adult-themed disposable paper products of 2022." This beautifully patterned line of tableware features 8 high-quality paper 8-inch straws with glittering fuck you fingers. Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high-class function with any of our fine paper products. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, balloons, candles, games, and more!
Materials & care
Body-safe, medical-grade silicone. Rinse with warm water and a toy-safe cleaner before and after use. Store separately in the pouch provided.
Shipping & discretion
Ships in plain, unbranded packaging with discreet billing — always. Orders placed before 3pm ET ship the same business day.
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