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Loverboy Derek The Bartender Realistic 7 in. Dildo with Balls Tan

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Description

Meet Derek the Bartender, a lifelike dildo designed to deliver comfort and realistic sensation. Hand-sculpted with authentic skin texture and an uncut foreskin, Derek offers tactile detail that brings fantasy to life. With a seven-inch overall length and five-and-a-half inches of insertable length, this dildo provides a pleasantly average fit at one-and-three-quarter inches in girth—ideal for users who prefer approachable dimensions without overwhelming intensity.

Crafted from non-porous PVC that's free from phthalates, fragrances, parabens, and latex, Derek prioritises body-safe materials for confident play. The strong suction-cup base adheres securely to any smooth, flat surface, unlocking hands-free fun in the shower, against tiles, or on furniture. It's also harness-compatible, making it a versatile choice for couples and strap-on enthusiasts. Whether you're exploring solo pleasure or partner play, Derek the Bartender is ready to serve up satisfaction tailored to your tastes.

Materials & care

Body-safe, medical-grade silicone. Rinse with warm water and a toy-safe cleaner before and after use. Store separately in the pouch provided.

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