Valentine’s Sucks Dicks Candy 3oz Bag

Feeling jaded about Valentine's Day? Embrace your cynicism with the Valentine's Sucks Dicks Candy from Little Genie. Each three-ounce bag contains approximately one hundred pieces of delicious candy, making it the perfect antidote for the lovesick and the love-scorned alike. Whether you're nursing a broken heart or simply finding the whole Valentine's Day hullabaloo a bit much, these cheeky treats offer delightful irreverence with every bite. Indulge in the playful flavors while celebrating your inner cynic. This hilarious novelty candy makes an ideal gift for friends who appreciate humor over sentimentality, or simply as a fun way to treat yourself during the season of romance. Perfect for parties, gag gifts, or just because you need a laugh, this candy brings a refreshing dose of realness to February festivities.

Body-safe, medical-grade silicone. Rinse with warm water and a toy-safe cleaner before and after use. Store separately in the pouch provided.

Ships in plain, unbranded packaging with discreet billing — always. Orders placed before 3pm ET ship the same business day.